Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st April 1999

Dilbert//3638, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 1st April 1999

Tags

answer phone trick question meeting better get this phone rings ignores boss call business

Official transcript

The boss comes up behind Wally who sits at his desk. The boss says, "Wally, I've been calling you for two hours! Why don't you answer your phone?"

Wally says, "Is that a trick question?"

The boss says, "Wally, unless your in a meeting.."

The phone rings. Wally says, "Hold on. I'd better get this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR TWO HOURS! WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE?

IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?

WALLY, UNLESS YOU'RE IN A MEETING...

HOLD ON.

I'D BETTER GET THIS.

RING RING RING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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