Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th April 1999

Dilbert//3663, first published 27 years ago on Monday 26th April 1999

Tags

lost two pounds less of you happy scrap of encouragemnet tapped out

Official transcript

It's the morning, Dilbert wears his robe. Dogbert reads the newspaper. Dilbert says, "I lost two pounds!"

Dogbert says, "I'm happy. Guess why."

Dilbert says, "Because you're supportive?"

Dogbert says, "Because there's less of you."

Dilbert says, "I was hoping for a scrap of encouragement."

Dogbert says, "I'm all taooed out. Try back tommorrow."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOST TWO POUNDS!

I'M HAPPY.

GUESS WHY.

NEW BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPORTIVE?

BECAUSE THERE'S LESS OF YOU.

NEWS I WAS HOPING FOR A SCRAP OF ENCOURAGEMENT.

I'M ALL TAPPED OUT. TRY BACK TOMORROW.

NEWS

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