Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th May 1999

Dilbert//3671, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 4th May 1999

Tags

quick call continue presentation ignore vice presidentail pile of money capital spending small phone

Official transcript

Dilbert stands in front of a conference room. A man's cell phone rings and he says, "Continue with your presentation while I take this quick call."

Dilbert says, "Go ahead and ignore me, you vice presidential pile of stinkin' monkey.."

The man says, "Okay, bye."

Dilbert says, "Crapital spending."

The man says, "Look how small my phone is."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CONTINUE WITH YOUR PRESENTATION WHILE I TAKE THIS QUICK CALL.

RING RING GO AHEAD AND IGNORE ME, YOU VICE PRESIDENTIAL PILE OF STINKIN' MONKEY...

OKAY, BYE.

CRAPITAL SPENDING.

LOOK HOW SMALL MY PHONE IS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stinkin' Monkey"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, with the first coworker attempting to end the call and return to their presentation. However, the second coworker interrupts, bringing up a sensitive topic and using a derogatory term to describe the Vice Presidential pile of Stinkin' Monkey.

Key Points:

• The first coworker tries to end the call to focus on the presentation.
• The second coworker brings up a sensitive topic and uses a derogatory term.
• The first coworker is surprised and taken aback by the second coworker's comment.
• The comic strip highlights the importance of maintaining professionalism in the workplace.

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