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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th May 1999

Dilbert//3674, first published 27 years ago on Friday 7th May 1999


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chest pains my heart anti gravity belt invented cpr engineers say


Official transcript

Man that looks like Mordac sits between Dilbert and Ted. Mordac says, "Chest pains.... My heart.."

Mordac says, "I invented a antigravity belt but it's hidden!"

Mordac keels over, his feet wave in the air. Ted says, "Do you think it's true?"

Dilbert says, "It's what engineers says to increase the odds of getting CPR."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CHEST PAINS..

MY HEART...

I INVENTED AN ANTIGRAVITY BELT, BUT IT'S HIDDEN!!

DO YOU THINK IT'S TRUE?

IT'S WHAT ENGINEERS SAY TO INCREASE THE ODDS OF GETTING CPR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Antigravity Belt"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a man who claims to have invented an antigravity belt, but it's hidden. He asks his colleagues if they think it's true, and they respond with skepticism. One engineer suggests that the belt may increase the odds of getting CPR, which is a humorous take on the concept of antigravity.

Key Elements:

  • The man's claim to have invented an antigravity belt
  • His colleagues' skepticism and questioning of its existence
  • The engineer's humorous suggestion that the belt may increase the odds of getting CPR
  • The overall tone of the comic strip, which is lighthearted and playful.

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