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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th May 1999

Dilbert//3678, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 11th May 1999


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objectives rest of year what happens now double salary harm in asking


Official transcript

Asok says, to the boss, "I've finished all my objectives for the rest of the year."

Asok says, "What happens now? Do you double my salary, or do I take the rest of the year off?"

Asok carries a huge pile of papers down the hall, Asok says , to Wally, "You were wrong Wally: there is harm in asking."

Wally says, "ooops."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE FINISHED ALL OF MY OBJECTIVES FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.

WHAT HAPPENS NOW? DO YOU DOUBLE MY SALARY, OR DO I TAKE THE REST OF THE YEAR OFF?

YOU WERE WRONG, WALLY: THERE IS HARM IN ASKING.

OOPS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Double or Nothing"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two employees, Wally and Dilbert. Wally asks Dilbert if he has finished all his objectives for the year, and Dilbert responds that he has. Wally then asks if Dilbert would double his salary or take the rest of the year off, to which Dilbert replies with confusion. The conversation ends with Wally saying "You were wrong, Wally: there is harm in asking."

Key Points:

  • Wally asks Dilbert if he has finished all his objectives for the year.
  • Dilbert responds that he has, but is confused by Wally's follow-up question.
  • Wally asks if Dilbert would double his salary or take the rest of the year off.
  • Dilbert is unsure of how to respond.
  • Wally concludes that there is harm in asking such a question.

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