Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th May 1999

Dilbert//3680, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 13th May 1999

Tags

old binders landfill fedex marketing look expose reports business

Official transcript

Asok stands with a box behind Wally who sits at his computer. Asok says, "Wally, what is the quickest way to send this old binders to the landfill?"

Wally says, "I usually use "Fedex". Charge it to marketing; they never look at their expense reports"

Asok walks away and thinks, "here's one more thing I can never tell anyone about my job."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, WHAT IS THE QUICKEST WAY TO SEND THESE OLD BINDERS TO THE LANDFILL?

I USUALLY USE "FEDEX" CHARGE IT TO MARKETING; THEY NEVER LOOK AT THEIR EXPENSE REPORTS.

HERE'S ONE MORE THING I CAN NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY JOB.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "FedEx Marketing"

Summary:

The comic strip features Wally, a character known for his creative and often humorous approach to work. In this strip, Wally is shown holding a box of old binders, which he plans to send to the landfill using FedEx. However, he is stopped by his coworker, who suggests that he use FedEx to charge it to marketing instead of looking at their expense reports.

Wally is intrigued by this idea and decides to take it further. He starts telling everyone about his job, claiming that he is in charge of sending old binders to the landfill using FedEx. As he continues to brag about his job, his coworkers become increasingly skeptical, and one of them even asks him if he can stop talking about his job.

Despite the skepticism, Wally remains confident in his ability to send old binders to the landfill using FedEx and continues to boast about his job. The comic strip ends with Wally holding his box of old binders, still determined to send them to the landfill using FedEx.

Key Points:

• Wally uses FedEx to charge his box of old binders to marketing instead of looking at their expense reports.
• Wally starts telling everyone about his job, claiming that he is in charge of sending old binders to the landfill using FedEx.
• Wally's coworkers become increasingly skeptical of his claims.
• Wally remains confident in his ability to send old binders to the landfill using FedEx and continues to boast about his job.

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