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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th May 1999

Dilbert//3687, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 20th May 1999


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almost back date attach tracking device run down alley leaves different opinions


Official transcript

Dilbert walks along the sidewalk with a date. She says, "Well, we're almost back to my place."

She says, "Thanks for the date. I can make it from here."

Dilbert reaches out and thinks, "I'd better attach the tracking device."

She thinks, "I'll run down that alley and hide until he leaves."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WELL, WE'RE ALMOST BACK TO MY PLACE.

THANKS FOR THE DATE. I CAN MAKE IT FROM HERE.

I'D BETTER ATTACH THE TRACKING DEVICE.

I'LL RUN DOWN THAT ALLEY AND HIDE UNTIL HE LEAVES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tracking Device"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert and his assistant, Alice.
  • Dilbert is trying to attach a tracking device to Alice's shirt.
  • Alice is unaware of the device and expresses her desire to run away from Dilbert.
  • The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of trying to track someone's movements without their consent.

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