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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd May 1999

Dilbert//3689, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 22nd May 1999


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work all night finish prodcut random act management seem less random


Official transcript

The boss runs into Alice in the hall. He cocks his arm and says, "Alice, I expect you to work all night to finish that project. It's vital!"

Alice says, "Aagh!! I'm a victim of a random act of management!"

The boss sits behind his desk, looks in a mirror and thinks, "I was sure the arm-pumping would make it seem less random."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, I EXPECT YOU TO WORK ALL NIGHT TO FINISH THAT PROJECT.

IT'S VITAL!

AAGH!! I'M A VICTIM OF A RANDOM ACT OF MANAGEMENT!

I WAS SURE THE ARM-PUMPING WOULD MAKE IT SEEM LESS RANDOM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Armpumpers"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1999, revolves around Alice's frustration with her boss's excessive use of the term "random act of management." The boss, Mr. Dilbert, is depicted as a caricature of a bureaucratic figure, while Alice is portrayed as a harried and exasperated employee.

Key Scenes:

  • The comic begins with Alice expressing her concerns to Mr. Dilbert, who dismisses her worries.
  • Alice is then shown to be a victim of a "random act of management," which involves her being forced to work all night to complete a project.
  • The comic concludes with Mr. Dilbert suggesting that the arm-pumping motion he uses to emphasize his points may be making the situation seem less random.

Themes:

  • The comic pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate jargon and the ways in which it can be used to justify arbitrary decisions.
  • It also highlights the frustrations of working in a bureaucratic environment, where employees may feel powerless to challenge the actions of their superiors.

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