Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th May 1999

Dilbert//3695, first published 27 years ago on Friday 28th May 1999

Tags

million bucks pay up double or nothing won't go to work naked exact words

Official transcript

Dilbert comes home from work still wearing his robe.. Dilbert says, to dogbert, "You said you'd give me a million bucks if I went to work like this. Pay up."

Dogbert says, "I'll bet you double or nothing that you won't go to work totally naked."

Dilbert sits naked in his cubicle and thinks, "Wait... what were his exact words?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SAID YOU'D GIVE ME A MILLION BUCKS IF I WENT TO WORK LIKE THIS.

PAY UP.

I'LL BET YOU DOUBLE OR NOTHING THAT YOU WON'T GO TO WORK TOTALLY NAKED.

WAIT... WHAT WERE HIS EXACT WORDS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "A Million Bucks" by Scott Adams, originally published in 1999.

Summary

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Dogbert. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dogbert offers Dilbert a million bucks to work like him.
• Dilbert accepts the offer but asks Dogbert to clarify his expectations.
• Dogbert responds that he wants Dilbert to work totally naked.
• Dilbert is shocked and asks what his exact words were.
• Dogbert reveals that he said "I'll bet you double or nothing that you won't go to work totally naked."

Key Points

• The comic strip highlights the absurdity of Dogbert's request and the consequences of miscommunication.
• The conversation showcases the humorous exchange between Dilbert and Dogbert, with Dilbert's reactions and Dogbert's clever wordplay.

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