Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th June 1999

Dilbert//3702, first published 27 years ago on Friday 4th June 1999

Tags

dogbert consults teflon body shake well before using

Official transcript

Caption "Dogbert Consults"

Dogbert hands the boss a spray can. dogbert says, "Spray this Teflon on your body to better ignore the input of your subordinates."

The boss sprays. The boss now has a pan for a head. Dogbert says, "Next time, shake well before useing."

The boss says, "Who cares what you say?!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS SPRAY THIS TEFLON(M) ON YOUR BODY TO BETTER IGNORE THE INPUT OF YOUR SUBORDINATES.

SPLoit!

NEXT TIME, SHAKE WELL BEFORE USING.

WHO CARES WHAT YOU SAY?!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Spray This Teflon"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, Dogbert and a man, about the use of Teflon spray on the body.
• Dogbert advises the man to spray the Teflon on his body to ignore the input of his subordinates.
• The man sprays the Teflon, causing chaos and confusion, and Dogbert asks if he cares what the others say.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using Teflon spray as a solution to ignore others' opinions, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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