Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th June 1999

Dilbert//3705, first published 27 years ago on Monday 7th June 1999

Tags

talk now wally meet deadline poor planning nicknames for cofee java wave bean brew

Official transcript

Wwally stands behind Alice's desk. Alice says, "I can't talk now, Wally. I'm rushing to meet my deadline."

Wally says, "Sounds like poor planning. Why must I suffer?"

Wally says, "Do you mind if I stay here and think up new nicknames for coffee? Java wava... bean brew.."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T TALK NOW, WALLY. I'M RUSHING TO MEET MY DEADLINE.

SOUNDS LIKE POOR PLANNING.

WHY MUST I SUFFER?

DO YOU MIND IF I STAY HERE AND THINK UP NEW NICKNAMES FOR COFFEE?

JAVA- WAVA...

BEAN BREW...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Poor Planning" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic comments on office life.

Summary:

• Wally, a coworker, is rushing to meet a deadline.
• Dilbert asks why he must suffer due to poor planning.
• Wally responds by asking if Dilbert minds staying and thinking up new nicknames for coffee.
• The conversation is humorous, highlighting the absurdity of office life.

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