Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th June 1999

Dilbert//3708, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 10th June 1999

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Official transcript

Caption: "The Corporate Lawyer"

A lawyer talks to Dilbert. The lawyer says, "Let's prepare for your court testimony. I'll pretend to be the other side."

The lawyer says, "Liar! Why is your attorney so handsome?"

and hits Dilbert in the face with a newspaper. Dilberts glasses are broken. Dilbert says, "They can hit me?"

The lawyer says, "I don't see why not."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CORPORATE LAWYER LET'S PREPARE FOR YOUR COURT TESTIMONY.

I'LL PRETEND TO BE THE OTHER SIDE LIAR! WHY IS YOUR ATTORNEY SO HANDSOME?

WHAP!

THEY CAN HIT ?

I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Corporate Lawyer's Court Testimony"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip features a corporate lawyer preparing for a court testimony. The lawyer, known for his good looks, is asked by his attorney why he is so handsome. In response, the lawyer playfully teases that he is prepared to use his physical appearance to distract the opposing party, stating "They can hit me. I don't see why not." The humor lies in the lawyer's lighthearted and self-deprecating approach to the situation, showcasing his wit and confidence.

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