Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th June 1999

Dilbert//3715, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 17th June 1999

Tags

disguised alice hat giant hat parking space authrized hire cat bert

Official transcript

The boss interviews a disguised Alice. The boss says, "I'm prerpared to offer you $120,000 per year plus a parking space for your gigantic hat."

Alice pulls ofer her hat and glasses and says, "Ha ha! It is I, Alice! I accept your offer for a higher-paying job!"

Catbert takes of the boss mask and says, "ha ha! It is I, Catbert! I'm not authorized to hire anyone!"

Alice says, "#!*ing cat!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PREPARED TO OFFER YOU $120,000 PER YEAR PLUS A PARKING SPACE FOR YOUR GIGANTIC HAT.

HA HA! IT IS I, ALICE! I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER FOR A HIGHER- PAYING JOB!

HA HA! IT IS I, CATBERT! I'M NOT AUTHORIZED TO HIRE ANYONE!

#!*BING CAT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Catbert Interview"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a job interview between a candidate and Catbert, the evil HR representative.
• The candidate is offered a salary of $120,000 per year, plus a parking space for their "gigantic hat."
• The candidate accepts the offer, but Catbert reveals that the job is actually for a "higher-paying" position: being eaten by a cat.
• The candidate is shocked and horrified by the news, while Catbert remains nonchalant and amused.
• The strip ends with the candidate fleeing the office in terror, while Catbert laughs maniacally.

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