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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st July 1999

Dilbert//3729, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 1st July 1999


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cube farm excellent yield put down reproduce


Official transcript

The cube farmer walks through the cubicle and thinks, "My cube farm has an excellent yield this year."

The farmer looks at Wally and says, "I reckon I'll have to put this one down so he won't reproduce."

The farmer says, "Sorry."

Wally says, "No problem; I hear that a lot."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY CUBE FARM HAS AN EXCELLENT YIELD THIS YEAR.

I RECKON I'LL HAVE TO PUT THIS ONE DOWN SO HE WON'T REPRODUCE.

SORRY NO PROBLEM; I HEAR THAT A LOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cubical Crop"

Summary:

The comic strip features a farmer visiting an office, where he encounters a man who has grown a cube-shaped plant. The farmer is impressed by the plant's yield and suggests that the man should reproduce it. However, the man is hesitant, citing the difficulties of reproducing a cube.

Key Points:

  • The farmer is impressed by the cube-shaped plant's yield.
  • The man is hesitant to reproduce the plant due to its unique shape.
  • The farmer suggests that the man should try to reproduce the plant.
  • The man is skeptical about the feasibility of reproducing a cube.

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