Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th July 1999

Dilbert//3734, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 6th July 1999

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strategic plan everyone supports a way to copy images piece of paper

Official transcript

A balding man with extreamly long hair and beard sees Alice in the hall. Bearded man says, "I did it!"

Bearded man says, "It's a strategic technology plan that everyone supports."

ALice smiles. Bearded man says, "If only there were a way to copy images from one piece of paper to many."

Alice frowns.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID IT!

IT'S A STRATEGIC TECHNOLOGY PLAN THAT EVERYONE SUPPORTS.

IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY TO COPY IMAGES FROM ONE PIECE OF PAPER ONTO MANY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Strategic Technology Plan"

Summary:

The comic strip features a woman, representing a company's management, proudly declaring, "I did it!" She is holding up a large stack of paper. A colleague asks if this is a "strategic technology plan" that everyone supports. The woman responds by saying that if only there were a way to copy images from one piece of paper onto many.

Key Points:

• The woman is enthusiastic about her work, but her approach is outdated and inefficient.
• The colleague questions the effectiveness of the plan, highlighting the need for more modern and scalable solutions.
• The woman's response suggests a lack of understanding of technology and its potential to improve processes.

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