Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th July 1999

Dilbert//3743, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 15th July 1999

Tags

allen autograph book flat surface parents

Open source transcript

MISTER DOGBERT, WOULD YOU AUTOGRAPH MY BOOK?

SURE, KID. BUT I'LL NEED TO USE YOUR BACK AS A FLAT SURFACE.

HE'S GOT PARENTS "MATTHEW" WON'T FIT, SO I'LL CALL HIM "ALLEN.'

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Alien Autograph".

Summary:

• Dogbert asks Mister Dogbert to autograph his book.
• Mister Dogbert agrees, but only if Dogbert uses his back as a flat surface.
• Dogbert is confused and asks if he has parents.
• Mister Dogbert responds, saying "Matthew" won't fit, so he'll call him "Allen".

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