Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd July 1999

Dilbert//3751, first published 27 years ago on Friday 23rd July 1999

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catbert evil director shooting credenza tina was bad card board special hat suspended sentence

Official transcript

Caption: "Catbert"evil hr Director"

Tina sits in catbert's office. Catbert says, "Tina, you are accused of shooting the CIO's credenza five times."

Catbert scribbles with a pencil on a piece of paper and says, "I'm writing "Tina was bad"

on this cardboard. I order you to attach it to a special hat for two weeks."

Tina wears a hat with a stick that hangs over her head. The sign hangs off the stick. Dilbert says, "How did it go?"

Tina says, "I got a suspended sentence."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR TINA, YOU ARE ACCUSED OF SHOOTING THE CIO'S CREDENZA FIVE TIMES.

I'M WRITING "TINA WAS BAD" ON THIS CARDBOARD. I ORDER YOU TO ATTACH IT TO A SPECIAL HAT FOR TWO WEEKS HOW DID IT GO?

I GOT A SUSPENDED SENTENCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tina's Terrible Tenure"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Catbert, the Evil H.R. Director, and Tina, who is being accused of shooting the CIO's credenza five times. Catbert orders Tina to write "Tina was bad" on the cardboard and attach it to a special hat for two weeks.

The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of workplace punishments and the creative ways employees can find to express themselves.

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