Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st August 1999

Dilbert//3760, first published 27 years ago on Sunday 1st August 1999

Tags

bans cofee cubicles distarction mess up desks alice too tsupid drink coffee and work same time ceo expenses

Official transcript

The boss reads from a piece of paper in a meeting. The boss says, "The new policy from our CEO bans coffee from cubicles."

The boss says, "Because he says, "It causes a distraction"

and can "mess up desks."

Dilbert says, "How did..."

Alice says, "Hold it Dilbert."

Wally says, "It's Alice's turn."

Alice says, "You get the next easy one."

Wally says, "Make us proud."

Alice says, "Ahem, ahem"

Alice says, "How did he become ceo..."

Alice stands and says, "...if he's too stupid to drink coffee and work at the same time?"

The boss says, "Our CEO also discussed unnecessary expenses."

Wally says, to Dilbert, "Lucky!"

Dilbert says, "Ahem."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW POLICY FROM OUR CEO BANS COFFEE FROM CUBICLES.

BECAUSE, HE SAYS, "IT CAUSES A DISTRACTION" AND CAN "MESS UP DESKS." HOW DID HOLD IT, DILBERT.

IT'S ALICE'S TURN.

YOU GET THE NEXT EASY ONE.

MAKE PROUD.

,

HOW DID HE BECOME A CEO ...IF HE'S TOO STUPID TO DRINK COFFEE AND WORK AT THE SAME TIME?

CLAP OUR CEO ALSO DISCUSSED UNNECESSARY EXPENSES.

LUCKY!

AHEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The CEO's New Policy"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around the CEO's new policy prohibiting coffee from cubicles. The employees are frustrated and discuss the policy, leading to a conversation about the CEO's drinking habits. The CEO responds to their concerns, and the employees ultimately decide to take action.

Key Points:

• The CEO introduces a new policy banning coffee from cubicles.
• Employees express frustration and discuss the policy.
• The CEO is confronted about their own drinking habits.
• The employees decide to take action against the CEO's policy.

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