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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th August 1999

Dilbert//3777, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 18th August 1999


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ten billion dollars no decorations walls cubicle important today we both money for company


Official transcript

Dilbert and the boss sit at a table with tools on it. The boss holds a gadget and says, "Your invention will earn ten billion dollars for this company."

The boss says, "By the way, you're not allowed to have decorations above the walls of your cubicle."

The boss says, "WE both did something important today. Give me five."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR INVENTION WILL EARN TEN BILLION DOLLARS FOR THIS COMPANY.

BY THE WAY, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE DECORATIONS ABOVE THE WALLS OF YOUR CUBICLE.

WE BOTH DID SOMETHING IMPORTANT TODAY. GIVE ME FIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Decorations Above the Cubicle"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and corporate frustrations.
  • In this strip, Dilbert's boss instructs him to decorate above his cubicle, which is a new rule that Dilbert finds absurd.
  • Dilbert expresses his annoyance at the unnecessary decoration requirement, highlighting the ridiculousness of the situation.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic nature of corporate culture and the often nonsensical rules that employees are expected to follow.

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