Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th August 1999

Dilbert//3779, first published 27 years ago on Friday 20th August 1999

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catbert evil better job agreement industry cripes dance on head

Official transcript

Caption: "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director"

Catbert leans over the cubicle wall of a bearded man. Catbert says, "So you think you're leaving for a better job?"

The man says, "Yes."

Catbert says, "Your agreement with us bans you from working in this industry if you quit. Ha!"

Catbert dances on the man's head. Catbert says, "Holy cripes! It DOES say you can dance on my head."

Catbert says, "Hold still."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR SO YOU THINK YOU'RE LEAVING FOR A BETTER JOB?

ES.

YOUR AGREEMENT WITH US BANS YOU FROM WORKING IN THIS INDUSTRY IF YOU QUIT. HA!

HOLY CRIPES! IT DOES SAY YOU CAN DANCE ON MY HEAD.

HOLD STILL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil H.R. director, informing an employee that their agreement with the company prohibits them from working in the industry if they quit. The employee is shocked and upset by this revelation, leading to a humorous exchange between them and Catbert.

Key Points:

• Catbert informs the employee that their agreement prohibits them from working in the industry if they quit.
• The employee is shocked and upset by this revelation.
• Catbert's response is humorous and lighthearted, adding to the comedic tone of the strip.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of companies trying to restrict employees' freedom to work in certain industries after leaving the company.

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