Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st August 1999

Dilbert//3790, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 31st August 1999

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most common metal errors hot day heel add anew category

Official transcript

Dogbert stands in Dilbert's cubicle with a clipboard. Dogbert says, "In order to save time, I made a checklist of your most common mental errors."

Dilbert says, "It'll be a hot day in hell before you need that, my friend."

Dogbert looks at the paper and says, "I need a new category."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN ORDER TO SAVE TIME, I MADE A CHECKLIST OF YOUR MOST COMMON MENTAL ERRORS.

IT'LL BE A HOT DAY IN HELL BEFORE YOU NEED THAT, MY FRIEND.

I NEED TO ADD A NEW CATEGORY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Mental Errors Checklist"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairdo, sitting at his desk with a clipboard and pen. He is accompanied by Dogbert, a small white dog with a mischievous expression.

• Dilbert announces his intention to create a checklist of mental errors to save time.
• Dogbert expresses skepticism, suggesting that Dilbert's list will be incomplete and unnecessary.
• Dilbert becomes frustrated, declaring that he needs to add a new category to the list.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert and Dogbert engaged in a heated discussion, highlighting the absurdity of Dilbert's task.

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