Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th September 1999

Dilbert//3804, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 14th September 1999

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too underfunded succeed slow day slide toward failure moms unconditional love hold me to that

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dilmom are in the kitchen. Dilmom cuts carrots. Dilbert says, "I'm working on a project that is too under-funded to succeed."

Dilbert says, "Every day is a slow but inevitable slide toward failure and humilation."

Dilbert says, "At least I'll always have my mom's unconditional love."

Dilmom says, "Are you going to hold me to that?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WORKING ON A PROJECT THAT IS TOO UNDERFUNDED TO SUCCEED.

EVERY DAY IS A SLOW BUT INEVITABLE SLIDE TOWARD FAILURE AND HUMILIATION.

AT LEAST I'LL ALWAYS HAVE MY MOM'S UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

ARE YOU GOING TO HOLD ME TO THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character renowned for his wit and sarcasm, who is depicted in a conversation with his mother.

Title: "Motherly Advice"

Summary: Dilbert's mother offers him some unconventional advice, which he responds to with his signature wit. The conversation is humorous and relatable, highlighting the challenges of balancing personal and professional life.

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