Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th September 1999

Dilbert//3810, first published 27 years ago on Monday 20th September 1999

Tags

boss in office thank me all hard work measure torso knitting sweater

Official transcript

Carol stands in the doorway of Asok's cube with a measuring tape. Carol says, "Asok, the boss wants to see you in his office."

Asok says, "He must want to thank me for all my hard work. Am I right?"

Carol says, "I'm supposed to measure your torso."

Asok says, "Is he knitting me a sweater?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, THE BOSS WANTS TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE.

HE MUST WANT TO THANK ME FOR ALL OF MY HARD WORK.

AM I RIGHT?

I'M SUPPOSED TO MEASURE YOUR TORSO.

IS HE KNITTING ME A SWEATER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Boss's Request"

Summary:

• Asok, an Indian coworker, is summoned to his boss's office.
• The boss requests Asok to measure his torso, which Asok finds unusual.
• Asok asks if the boss is knitting him a sweater, implying that the request is absurd.
• The boss's response is not shown, leaving the outcome of the situation unclear.

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