Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th October 1999

Dilbert//3826, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 6th October 1999

Tags

new guy doing embryo in jar got fertiziled cute one

Official transcript

Dilbert holds a coffe mug and says to Wally, "How's the new guy doing?"

Wally looks at Embryo on the desk and says, "Not bad for an embryo in a jar."

Wally says, "I hate the fact that he only got fertilized a week ago and he gets paid more than I do."

Dilbert says, "In all fairness, he does obstruct progress less than you do."

Wally says, "Everyone sides with the cute one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S THE NEW GUY DOING?

NOT BAD FOR AN EMBRYO IN A JAR.

I HATE THE FACT THAT HE ONLY GOT FERTILIZED A WEEK AGO AND HE GETS PAID MORE THAN I DO.

IN ALL FAIRNESS, HE DOES OBSTRUCT PROGRESS LESS THAN YOU DO.

EVERYONE SIDES WITH THE CUTE ONE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Fertilized with a Vengeance"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, who is being interviewed by another character.
• Dilbert is asked about his new job, to which he responds that he's not bad for an embryo in a jar.
• The interviewer expresses dislike for the fact that Dilbert only got fertilized a week ago and gets paid more than him.
• Dilbert retorts that in all fairness, he does obstruct progress less than the interviewer.
• The comic strip concludes with Dilbert stating that everyone sides with the cute one.

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