Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th October 1999

Dilbert//3831, first published 27 years ago on Monday 11th October 1999

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twenty percent over budget two months late bungledm allocation resources bungled

Official transcript

The Boss reads a report, and says to Dilbert, "Your project is twenty percent over budget and two months late."

Dilbert says, "That's because you bungled the allocation of resources."

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Bosses hate the word 'bungled'."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR PROJECT IS TWENTY PERCENT OVER BUDGET AND TWO MONTHS LATE.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU BUNGLED THE ALLOCATION OF RESOURCES.

BOSSES HATE THE WORD "BUNGLED."

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bungled Resources"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and witty observations. In this particular strip, Dilbert is shown discussing a project with his boss, who has informed him that the project is twenty percent over budget and two months late.

Dilbert responds by saying that the project was bungled due to the allocation of resources. The boss is unhappy with Dilbert's comment, as it implies that the boss is responsible for the project's failure.

Key Points:

• The project is twenty percent over budget and two months late.
• Dilbert attributes the project's failure to the allocation of resources.
• The boss is unhappy with Dilbert's comment, implying that the boss is responsible for the project's failure.
• The comic strip uses humor to highlight the common issue of project delays and the importance of effective resource allocation.

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