Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th October 1999

Dilbert//3837, first published 27 years ago on Sunday 17th October 1999

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dumb boss tape measure postage on email my boss is so dumb

Official transcript

Ted, Dilbert and Carol sit at a conference table. Ted says, "My boss is so dumb, He brought a tape measure to a distance learning class."

Everyone laughs, "HA HA HA HA!"

Carol says, "My boss is so dumb..."

Carol says, "He puts postage stamps on his e-mail. Now he can't see his pc screen."

Everyone laughs, "HA HA HA HA!"

Ted says to Dilbert, "How about you, Dilbert? Do you have any dumb boss jokes?"

The Boss enters the conference room. The Boss says, "Dilbert, my pc is warm. I think our fire wall is acting up."

Ted pats Dilbert on the back and says, "We're sorry."

Carol says, "We didn't know."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BOSS IS SO DUMB, HE BROUGHT A TAPE MEASURE TO A DISTANCE LEARNING CLASS HA HA HA!

MY BOSS IS SO DUMB...

HE PUTS POSTAGE STAMPS ON HIS EMAIL.

NOW HE CAN'T SEE HIS PC SCREEN.

HOW ABOUT YOU, DILBERT? DO YOU HAVE ANY DUMB BOSS JOKES?

DILBERT, MY PC IS WARM. I THINK OUR FIRE WALL IS ACTING UP.

WE'RE SORRY.

WE DIDN'T KNOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dilbert" and was originally published in the newspaper.

Summary:

• The boss brings a tape measure to a distance learning class.
• Dilbert asks if the boss has any "dumb boss jokes."
• The boss puts postage stamps on his email and asks Dilbert to act up.
• Dilbert's coworkers are confused and apologize for not knowing what's going on.

Key Points:

• The comic strip features the main character, Dilbert, and his interactions with his boss.
• The boss's actions are absurd and humorous.
• The coworkers are confused and unsure of what's happening.
• The comic strip is a lighthearted and humorous take on office life.

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