Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st October 1999

Dilbert//3841, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 21st October 1999

Tags

longterm plan drift into job no impact finish wallowing

Official transcript

Wally, Asok and Dilbert are having lunch. Wally says, "My long term plan is to drift into a job where I have no impact on anything."

Asok looks faint, slouched back in his chair. A doctor holds a plunger and says, "He was too uninspired to finish swallowing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY LONG-TERM PLAN IS TO DRIFT INTO A JOB WHERE I HAVE NO IMPACT ON ANYTHING.

HE WAS TOO UNINSPIRED TO FINISH SWALLOWING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Uninspired to Finish Swallowing."

Panel 1: A man at a meeting says, "My long-term plan is to drift into a job where I have no impact on anything." The other men in the meeting seem unimpressed.

Panel 2: The man is shown lying on the floor, seemingly asleep or unconscious.

Panel 3: He is now standing in a hospital room, where a doctor says, "He was too uninspired to finish swallowing." Another man in a white coat stands next to him, looking concerned.

Summary: The comic strip humorously depicts a man's lack of motivation and inspiration, leading to a series of unfortunate events, including his failure to complete a simple act like swallowing.

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