Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th October 1999

Dilbert//3847, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 27th October 1999

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job secuirty be an engineer takes all day get in on scam

Official transcript

Tina says to Alice, at Alice's cubicle, "Alice, I need a career that has job security."

Tina says, "Teach me to be an engineer. I don't care if it takes all day."

Tina says, "But don't tell anyone; they'll all try to get in on this scam."

Alice makes a funny face.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I NEED A CAREER THAT HAS JOB SECURITY.

TEACH ME TO BE AN ENGINEER. I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES ALL DAY.

BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE; THEY'LL ALL TRY TO GET IN ON THIS SCAM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Career in Job Security"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between Alice and her boss, Dilbert.
• Alice expresses her desire for a career that offers job security.
• Dilbert advises her to become an engineer, as it is a field that requires constant effort and attention, making it less likely to be outsourced.
• However, Alice is skeptical and asks if anyone will try to get in on this scam.
• Dilbert reassures her that engineers are in high demand and will not be replaced by machines or outsourced.
• The comic strip highlights the importance of job security and the value of certain skills in the modern workforce.

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