Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st November 1999

Dilbert//3852, first published 27 years ago on Monday 1st November 1999

Tags

call center customer questions working conditions inhumane innocent employees

Open source transcript

YOUR PROJECT IS TO BUILD A CALL CENTER TO HANDLE CUSTOMER QUESTIONS.

KEEP THE COSTS DOWN BY MAKING THE WORKING CONDITIONS INHUMANE.

MY CONSCIENCE WON'T ALLOW ME TO HARM INNOCENT EMPLOYEES.

WE WON'T BE PAYING ENOUGH TO HIRE ANY INNOCENT EMPLOYEES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Innocent Employees"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1999, revolves around a conversation between a boss and his employee, Dilbert. The boss instructs Dilbert to build a call center to handle customer questions. However, Dilbert is concerned about the potential harm to innocent employees and expresses his reluctance to hire them. The boss is unfazed by Dilbert's concerns, stating that he won't be paying enough to hire innocent employees. The strip highlights the absurdity of the situation, where the boss prioritizes cost-cutting measures over employee well-being.

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