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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th November 1999

Dilbert//3871, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 20th November 1999


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hacker broke into system corporate startegy post it internet email address technology


Official transcript

The boss, Dilbert, Alice and Wally are in a meeting. The boss is looking at a piece of paper and says to the group, "A hacker broke into our system and found out our corporate strategy."

Dilbert asks, "Did he post it on the internet? I'd like to read it."

Dilbert continues, "I'm also curious about my objectives for the year. Do you have the guy's e-mail address?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

A HACKER BROKE INTO OUR SYSTEM AND FOUND OUT OUR CORPORATE STRATEGY.

DID HE POST IT ON THE INTERNET? I'D LIKE TO READ IT.

I'M ALSO CURIOUS ABOUT MY OBJECTIVES FOR THIS YEAR. DO YOU HAVE THE GUY'S EMAIL ADDRESS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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