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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd November 1999

Dilbert//3874, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 23rd November 1999


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great turnaround ceo turn around head in hand


Official transcript

Asok comes up to the new CEO sitting at his desk and who looks like the devil and says, "Everyone says you're a great turnaround CEO."

Asok continues, "What does it take to turn around a company like this one?' Asok is walking off, holding his head under his arm and the head is thinking, "I guess it's better to not be noticed the first month."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EVERYONE SAYS YOU'RE A GREAT TURNAROUND CEO.

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO TURN AROUND A COMPANY LIKE THIS ONE?

I GUESS IT'S BETTER TO NOT BE NOTICED THE FIRST MONTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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