Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th November 1999

Dilbert//3877, first published 27 years ago on Friday 26th November 1999

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the turnaround ceo mole fire affect revenue outsource everything one smart employee risk rude

Official transcript

The devilish looking CEO asks Dilbert, "Tell me, mole, who can I fire without affecting revenue?"

Dilbert replies, "In theory, you could outsource everything and run the company with one smart employee."

Dilbert continues, "And at the risk of sounding rude, only one of us knew that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE TURNAROUND CEO TELL ME, MOLE, WHO CAN I FIRE WITHOUT AFFECTING REVENUE?

IN THEORY, YOU COULD OUTSOURCE EVERYTHING AND RUN THE COMPANY WITH ONE SMART EMPLOYEE.

AND AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING RUDE, ONLY ONE OF US KNEW THAT.

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