Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th December 1999

Dilbert//3901, first published 27 years ago on Monday 20th December 1999

Tags

observe vp duck blind cubicle material subject flossing

Official transcript

The boss and Asok are sitting and facing each other. The boss says: "Asok, I want you to observe our VP so we can figure out what our priorities are."

The boss tells Asok :We've built a duck blind in his office using cubicle material."

Asok is hiding in the duck blind covered with leaves at the top. The V.P. is at his desk flossing his teeth. Asok thinks: "10:28 A.M., the subject is flossing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I WANT YOU TO OBSERVE OUR VP SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT OUR PRIORITIES ARE.

WE'VE BUILT A DUCK BLIND IN HIS OFFICE USING CUBICLE MATERIAL.

10:28A.M., THE SUBJECT IS FLOSSING.

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