Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th January 2000

Dilbert//3929, first published 26 years ago on Monday 17th January 2000

Tags

ceo financial sunsidary million victims first year cross selling bayonet the survivors

Official transcript

The boss is sitting in a meeting between Wally and Dogbert and he says: "Mister Dogbert will be CEO of our financial subsidiary."

Dogbert says: "My goal is one million victims in the first year."

Dogbert says: "Then I'll do some cross-selling, which I prefer to call "bayonetting the survivors."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MISTER DOGBERT WILL BE CEO OF OUR FINANCIAL SUBSIDIARY.

MY GOAL IS ONE MILLION VICTIMS IN THE FIRST YEAR.

THEN I'LL DO SOME CROSS-SELLING, WHICH I PREFER TO CALL "BAYONETTING THE SURVIVORS."

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