Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd January 2000

Dilbert//3934, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 22nd January 2000

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huge liars management in person dogbert investments

Official transcript

Dogbert investments: Dogbert and Alice are in a meeting. Dogbert says: "Before I invest in a stock, I talk to the management in person."

Alice says: "What good is that? They're all huge liars."

Dogbert says: "You believe I really talk to them, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT INVESTMENTS BEFORE I INVEST IN A STOCK, I TALK TO THE MANAGEMENT IN PERSON.

WHAT GOOD IS THAT? THEY'RE ALL HUGE LIARS.

YOU BELIEVE I REALLY TALK TO THEM, RIGHT?

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