Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd January 2000

Dilbert//3934, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 22nd January 2000

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huge liars management in person dogbert investments

Official transcript

Dogbert investments: Dogbert and Alice are in a meeting. Dogbert says: "Before I invest in a stock, I talk to the management in person."

Alice says: "What good is that? They're all huge liars."

Dogbert says: "You believe I really talk to them, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT INVESTMENTS BEFORE I INVEST IN A STOCK, I TALK TO THE MANAGEMENT IN PERSON.

WHAT GOOD IS THAT? THEY'RE ALL HUGE LIARS.

YOU BELIEVE I REALLY TALK TO THEM, RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Investments"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, the CEO of Dogbert Investments, engaging in a conversation with a woman who is considering investing in the company. Dogbert's response to her inquiry about the company's management is humorous and ironic, as he claims that they are all "huge liars." The woman is skeptical and asks Dogbert to talk to them directly, to which he agrees.

Key Elements:

• Dogbert's sarcastic and humorous tone
• The woman's skepticism and desire for transparency
• Dogbert's willingness to meet with the company's management
• The comic strip's use of satire to comment on the world of finance and investing.

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