Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th January 2000

Dilbert//3936, first published 26 years ago on Monday 24th January 2000

Tags

extroverted thinker human resources myers briggs personality quiet dumb guy personality types business

Official transcript

Wally, the boss, Asok, Alice and Dilbert are in a meeting. The boss says: "From now on, all teams will be formed on the basis of Myers-Briggs personality types."

The boss says: "If you do not have a personality, one will be assigned to you by human resources."

Catbert is standing on the table reading the sheet of paper he is holding, he says to Wally: "We need a quiet dumb guy to pair with an extroverted thinker."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, ALL TEAMS WILL BE FORMED ON THE BASIS OF MYERS- BRIGGS PERSONALITY TYPES IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PERSONALITY, ONE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU BY HUMAN RESOURCES.

WE NEED A QUIET DUMB GUY TO PAIR WITH AN EXTROVERTED THINKER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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