Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th January 2000

Dilbert//3938, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 26th January 2000

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wally report serious threat productivity new things brain full forget fifth grade more information can't sustain information

Official transcript

Alice, Wally, Dilbert and the boss are sitting in a meeting. Wally says: "In this week's Wally report, I'll discuss a serious threat to my productivity."

Wally says: "By Tuesday my brain was so full that I had to forget things to make room for new things."

Alice looks to Wally through the coner of her eyes. The boss says: "Wally. I have some information for you."

Wally says: "Great. I'll just forget the fifth grade."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN THIS WEEK'S WALLY REPORT, I'LL DISCUSS A SERIOUS THREAT TO MY PRODUCTIVITY BY TUESDAY MY BRAIN WAS SO FULL THAT I HAD TO FORGET THINGS TO MAKE ROOM FOR NEW THINGS.

WALLY, I HAVE SOME INFORMATION FOR YOU.

GREAT.

I'LL JUST FORGET THE FIFTH GRADE.

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