Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st February 2000

Dilbert//3944, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 1st February 2000

Tags

more money else where good coffee why stay

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert over a cup of coffee: "I know I could earn more money at another company. So why do I stay?"

Dogbert says: "Maybe the coffee is good and you enjoy watching the antics of feeble, unaware loosers."

Dilbert begins to say: "No, I don't think that's..."

But Dogbert, finishing his cup of coffee, cuts him off with: "This coffee is good."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KNOW I COULD EARN MORE MONEY AT ANOTHER COMPANY.

SO WHY DO I STAY?

MAYBE THE COFFEE IS GOOD AND YOU ENJOY WATCHING THE ANTICS OF FEEBLE, UNAWARE LOSERS.

NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S.

THIS COFFEE IS GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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