Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th February 2000
Dilbert//3953, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 10th February 2000
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dilbert dilbert not buying it excuses get information hate people promise resentment saves time advance
Official transcript
Dilbert is sitting at a table with a co-worker. The co-worker tells Dilbert: "I'll get this information for you."
Dilbert replies: "No you won't. You'll wait until I hunt you down and then you'll say you were too busy."
On the couch at home with Dogbert, Dilbert says: "Today I started hating people in advance."
Dogbert replies: "It saves time."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'LL GET THIS INFORMATION FOR YOU.
NO YOU WON'T.
YOU'LL WAIT UNTIL I HUNT YOU DOWN AND THEN YOU'LL SAY YOU WERE TOO BUSY.
TODAY I STARTED HATING PEOPLE IN ADVANCE.
IT SAVES TIME.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Art of Hating People"
Summary:
This comic strip, originally published in 2000 by United Feature Syndicate, Inc., humorously portrays a workplace scenario where an employee's frustration with his colleagues boils over into a declaration of hatred.
Panel Breakdown:
- The first panel features a boss addressing two employees, stating, "I'll get this information for you."
- The second panel shows the same boss saying, "No you won't. You'll wait until I hunt you down and then you'll say you were too busy."
- The third panel depicts the boss delivering a speech to a group of employees, declaring, "Today I started hating people in advance. It saves time."
Key Themes:
- Workplace frustration
- Employee-employer dynamics
- Humor through exaggeration
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