Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th February 2000

Dilbert//3958, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 15th February 2000

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ceo selling stock portfolio routine diversification sell sudden panic employees boss ceo business

Official transcript

Studying company financial information at his terminal, Dilbert exclaims: "Yikes! Our CEO is selling his stock!"

At the Boss's office, the Boss reassures Dilbert: "Don't worry. It's routine diversification of his portfolio."

Dilbert says: "Oh...I guess that's okay."

Meanwhile the Boss stares at his computer screen and furiously works the keyboard as he thinks to himself: "Sell, sell, sell."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YIKES! OUR CEO IS SELLING HIS STOCK!

DON'T WORRY.

IT'S ROUTINE DIVERSIFICATION OF HIS PORTFOLIO.

OH... I GUESS THAT'S OKAY.

SELL, SELL, SELL.

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