Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th February 2000

Dilbert//3960, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 17th February 2000

Tags

talking to customore make up mind discontinue product fill a lull

Official transcript

The Boss and Ted are walking together, carrying their briefcases. Ted says: "Let me do all the talking to the customer."

The Boss replies: "Check!"

The Boss, Ted, and the customer are sitting at a table. The Boss says to the customer: "You'd better make up your mind fast. We plan to discontinue that product any day."

Walking back from the meeting, the Boss says to Ted, who is turned away from the Boss and looks angry, "Well, excuse me for trying to fill a lull in the conversation."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING TO THE CUSTOMER.

CHECK!

YOU'D BETTER MAKE UP YOUR MIND FAST. WE PLAN TO DISCONTINUE THAT PRODUCT ANY DAY WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO FILL A LULL IN THE CONVERSATION.

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