Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd February 2000

Dilbert//3966, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 23rd February 2000

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demo of new prodcut ceo partner is channeling angry energy thousand dead souls more like that

Official transcript

The boss tells Dilbert and Paul Tergeist: "Put together a demo of our new product. Our CEO wants to see it."

Dilbert says to the Boss: "My partner is channeling the angry energy of a thousand dead souls."

The boss replies: "Why can't you be more like that?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PUT TOGETHER A DEMO OF OUR NEW PRODUCT. OUR CEO WANTS TO SEE IT.

MY PARTNER IS CHANNELING THE ANGRY ENERGY OF A THOUSAND DEAD SOULS.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THAT?

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