Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th March 2000

Dilbert//3983, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 11th March 2000

Tags

higher drag coefficient interns head quantify benefits knowledge management

Official transcript

Alice says to the Boss: "I've been asked to quantify the benefits of our knowledge management systems."

She points to a photograph of an intern: "I measured our intern's head to see if it got bigger."

She explains: "The higher drag coefficient means we lost a little in the sandwich-fetching department."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN ASKED TO QUANTIFY THE BENEFITS OF OUR KNOWLEDGE MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS.

I MEASURED OUR INTERN'S HEAD TO SEE IF IT GOT BIGGER.

THE HIGHER DRAG COEFFICIENT MEANS WE LOST A LITTLE IN THE SANDWICH- FETCHING DEPARTMENT.

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