Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th March 2000

Dilbert//3992, first published 26 years ago on Monday 20th March 2000

Tags

more work fewer people future version via time machine porject unmotivated

Official transcript

Dilbert tells the Boss: "As requested, I came up with a plan for doing more work with fewer people."

He points to a picture of a contraption: "A future version of me will arrive via time machine to help on the project..."

He continues: "...unless you say something now that makes me unmotivated."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS REQUESTED, I CAME UP WITH A PLAN FOR DOING MORE WORK WITH FEWER PEOPLE.

A FUTURE VERSION OF ME WILL ARRIVE VIA TIME MACHINE TO HELP ON THE PROJECT...

..UNLESS YOU SAY SOMETHING NOW THAT MAKES ME UNMOTIVATED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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