Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th March 2000

Dilbert//3999, first published 26 years ago on Monday 27th March 2000

Tags

cd rom business card character flaw film archive

Official transcript

Dilbert tells a woman: "Here's my CD-ROM business card."

He continues: "It has a film archive of all my character flaws."

The woman asks Dilbert: "Including this one?"

Dilbert answers: "It's number 34."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S MY CD-ROM BUSINESS CARD.

IT HAS A FILM ARCHIVE OF ALL MY CHARACTER FLAWS.

INCLUDING THIS ONE?

IT'S NUMBER 34.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The CD-ROM Business Card"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, and his colleague, a woman with black hair. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert presents his business card, which is actually a CD-ROM.
• His colleague is perplexed, asking if it has a film archive of all his character flaws.
• Dilbert responds by asking if she's referring to the number 34, implying that his character flaws are stored on the CD-ROM.

Key Elements:

• The use of a CD-ROM as a business card is an unexpected twist.
• The conversation highlights Dilbert's sarcastic sense of humor and his tendency to be self-deprecating.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using technology to store personal information, in this case, character flaws.

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