Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th March 2000

Dilbert//3999, first published 26 years ago on Monday 27th March 2000

Tags

cd rom business card character flaw film archive

Official transcript

Dilbert tells a woman: "Here's my CD-ROM business card."

He continues: "It has a film archive of all my character flaws."

The woman asks Dilbert: "Including this one?"

Dilbert answers: "It's number 34."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S MY CD-ROM BUSINESS CARD.

IT HAS A FILM ARCHIVE OF ALL MY CHARACTER FLAWS.

INCLUDING THIS ONE?

IT'S NUMBER 34.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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