Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th March 2000

Dilbert//4002, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 30th March 2000

Tags

bad assumptions analysis applied flawed logic predetermined answer disillusioning pie chart science

Official transcript

Dilbert tells the Boss as he hands him a document: "I did the analysis using your bad assumptions."

He continues as the Boss examines the document: "Then I applied your flawed logic and arrived at your predetermined answer."

Dilbert asks the Boss: "Shall I begin disillusioning the team?"

The Boss says about the document: "This needs a pie chart."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID THE ANALYSIS USING YOUR BAD ASSUMPTIONS.

THEN I APPLIED YOUR FLAWED LOGIC AND ARRIVED AT YOUR PREDETERMINED ANSWER.

SHALL I BEGIN DISILLUSIONING THE TEAM?

THIS NEEDS A PIE CHART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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