Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th April 2000

Dilbert//4011, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 8th April 2000

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tiny dried peanut what would dogbert do what would dogbert do god like worship dog worship friends ask yourself

Official transcript

Walking down the street, Ratbert thinks to himself "At all times I ask myself, what would Dogbert do?"

Ratbert also thinks, "Then it doesn't matter that my brain is the size of a tiny dried peanut."

Ratbert pauses on the sidewalk with arms crossed and goes on to think, "That thought would make Dogbert hungry."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AT ALL TIMES I ASK MYSELF, WHAT WOULD DOGBERT DO?

THEN IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT MY BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF A TINY DRIED PEANUT.

THAT THOUGHT WOULD MAKE DOGBERT HUNGRY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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