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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th April 2000

Dilbert//4011, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 8th April 2000


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tiny dried peanut what would dogbert do what would dogbert do god like worship dog worship friends ask yourself


Official transcript

Walking down the street, Ratbert thinks to himself "At all times I ask myself, what would Dogbert do?"

Ratbert also thinks, "Then it doesn't matter that my brain is the size of a tiny dried peanut."

Ratbert pauses on the sidewalk with arms crossed and goes on to think, "That thought would make Dogbert hungry."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AT ALL TIMES I ASK MYSELF, WHAT WOULD DOGBERT DO?

THEN IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT MY BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF A TINY DRIED PEANUT.

THAT THOUGHT WOULD MAKE DOGBERT HUNGRY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dilbert" and was originally published in the United States.

Summary:

  • Dogbert asks Dilbert what he would do if he had a brain the size of a peanut.
  • Dilbert responds that he would make Dogbert hungry.
  • The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with no deeper meaning or context.

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