Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th April 2000

Dilbert//4031, first published 26 years ago on Friday 28th April 2000

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demons possessed view websites unspeakable abominations approve the purchase

Official transcript

Wally says to the Boss, "Demons have possessed my PC. They force me to view websites of unspeakable abominations."

Wally continues, "The only solution is for you to approve the purchase of a new PC for me."

Dilbert approaches Wally, now sitting at his computer and asks, "How are the unspeakable abominations today?"

Wally replies, "Much faster."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DEMONS HAVE POSSESSED MY PC.

THEY FORCE ME TO VIEW WEB SITES OF UNSPEAKABLE ABOMINATIONS.

THE ONLY SOLUTION IS FOR YOU TO APPROVE THE PURCHASE OF A NEW PC FOR ME.

HOW ARE THE UNSPEAKABLE ABOMINATIONS TODAY?

MUCH FASTER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Unspeakable Abominations"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a white shirt, interacting with his coworkers. The conversation begins with one coworker complaining about demons possessing his PC, forcing him to view web sites of "unspeakable abominations." Another coworker suggests that the only solution is for Dilbert to approve the purchase of a new PC for him.

Dilbert responds by asking how the "unspeakable abominations" are doing today, to which the coworker replies, "Much faster!" The comic strip humorously portrays the coworker's obsession with his computer and his desire for a new one, despite the presence of "unspeakable abominations" on the old one. The punchline, "Much faster!", adds to the comedic effect, implying that the coworker is more concerned with the speed of his computer than the content he is viewing. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to comment on the modern workplace and the challenges of dealing with technology.

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