Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th April 2000

Dilbert//4031, first published 26 years ago on Friday 28th April 2000

Tags

demons possessed view websites unspeakable abominations approve the purchase

Official transcript

Wally says to the Boss, "Demons have possessed my PC. They force me to view websites of unspeakable abominations."

Wally continues, "The only solution is for you to approve the purchase of a new PC for me."

Dilbert approaches Wally, now sitting at his computer and asks, "How are the unspeakable abominations today?"

Wally replies, "Much faster."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DEMONS HAVE POSSESSED MY PC.

THEY FORCE ME TO VIEW WEB SITES OF UNSPEAKABLE ABOMINATIONS.

THE ONLY SOLUTION IS FOR YOU TO APPROVE THE PURCHASE OF A NEW PC FOR ME.

HOW ARE THE UNSPEAKABLE ABOMINATIONS TODAY?

MUCH FASTER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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