Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th May 2000

Dilbert//4062, first published 26 years ago on Monday 29th May 2000

Tags

antimicrobial polymer pick up lines two women stinky socks turn off a no no

Official transcript

Dilbert is standing at a party with two women. He says, "My socks use an anti-microbial polymer to bond chlorine atoms to cotton."

He continues, "I can wear these babies for days before they start to stink."

Dilbert asks Dogbert, "What was that other pick-up line we talked about?"

Dogbert answers, "It was 'Hi.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SOCKS USE AN ANTIMICRO BIAL POLYMER TO BOND CHLORINE ATOMS TO COTTON.

I CAN WEAR THESE BABIES FOR DAYS BEFORE THEY START TO STINK.

WHAT WAS THAT OTHER PICKUP LINE WE TALKED ABOUT?

IT WAS "HI."

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