Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd June 2000

Dilbert//4067, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 3rd June 2000

Tags

turn invisible run silent make descions can't see

Official transcript

The Boss thinks to himself as Alice approaches, "If I could turn invisible, I wouldn't need to make decisions."

The Boss continues to think, "Invisible...invisible...you can't see me."

Alice says to the Boss, "I guess we're done."

The Boss thinks to himself, "Run silent."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I COULD TURN INVISIBLE, I WOULDN'T NEED TO MAKE DECISIONS.

INVISIBLE.

INVISIBLE.

YOU CAN'T SEE ME.

I GUESS WE'RE DONE.

RUN SILENT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Invisible" and features a boss who is invisible, leading to humorous misunderstandings with her employees.

Panel 1: The boss says, "If I could turn invisible, I wouldn't need to make decisions." An employee responds, "Run silent," suggesting that if she were invisible, she could avoid making decisions without being noticed.

Panel 2: The boss says, "Invisible... Invisible... You can't see me." The employee replies, "I guess we're done," implying that since the boss is invisible, they are no longer needed to work.

Panel 3: The boss says, "Run silent," while the employee looks confused, unsure of what to do next.

Overall: The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a boss being invisible and the confusion that can arise from it. It highlights the absurdity of the situation and the humor that can be found in everyday workplace interactions.

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